what i have to do tomorrow:
move every single item out of my room to the kitchen. than somehow move my couch/bed to an area where its not in the way of the door at all. than move all my furniture to the living room. place all the items i put in the kitchen neatly in the living room. doesnt sound like much, but it is going to take a LONGGG ass time
homosaurus-rex: It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us. but…i want it to come here :( as long as its not airborn.
you guys, today is the last day i live with my mom...
Reblog if you don't have a Tumblr.
I don’t even have a computer.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT?
jedialyssa: Oh. My. Toby!
astharoze asked: dylan. dylan tag that. with a trigger warning. it's really. graphic. REALLY.
LISTEN DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THE ZOMBIE OMG
pl0ck: KATIE TOLD ME TODAY THAT ON THE NEWS THERE WAS A STORY ABOUT A GUY EATING ANOTHER MAN’S FACE OFF AND IT TOOK SIX SHOTS TO KILL HIM THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS COMING I AM TELLING YOU omg i looked it up, what the fuck.
yudokneetuno: newgroundstier: mageofbutts: blingostarr: spiswatchingyou: i-steal-your-pantsu: videohall: Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious. what the hell oh my gOD i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part thaaat’s pretty cool i’m dying right now oh my god i need this in my life Woah cool I...
Im gunna miss you ozzy :(
when my mom leaves in 2 days shes taking ozzy too ive had this cat since i was in hawaii
Loki: There are no men like me ;D
Elder: There are always men like you.
renaris: battlesuit: in which the striders are assholes (who knew) | youtube Wow okay I give, I laughed really fucking hard, this is brilliant holy shit best striders, best everybody this is fucking brilliant
So The Avengers movie was on Youtube...
malicemidnight: realmadridistastuckinasgard: Full movie, decent quality. Now it’s been blocked. This always happens to me!!!! Nnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thats why you’re supposed to use one of those youtube video download sites the second you see it up XD and not wait until its blocked and be sad <.< of course it...
scarlett johanssons ass....
TOUCH THE BUTT.